Acid -- better living through chemistry.
All this wheeling and dealing around, why, it isn't for money, it's for fun. Money's just the way we keep score. -- Henry Tyroon
If all be true that I do think, There be five reasons why one should drink; Good friends, good wine, or being dry, Or lest we should be by-and-by, Or any other reason why.
An idealist is one who helps the other fellow to make a profit. -- Henry Ford
If you can't be good, be careful. If you can't be careful, give me a call.
Nothing that's forced can ever be right, If it doesn't come naturally, leave it. That's what she said as she turned out the light, And we bent our backs as slaves of the night, Then she lowered her guard and showed me the scars She got from trying to fight Saying, oh, you'd better believe it. [...] Well nothing that's real is ever for free And you just have to pay for it sometime. She said it before, she said it to me, I suppose she believed there was nothing to see, But the same old four imaginary walls She'd built for livin' inside I said oh, you just can't mean it. [...] Well nothing that's forced can ever be right, If it doesn't come naturally, leave it. That's what she said as she turned out the light, And she may have been wrong, and she may have been right, But I woke with the frost, and noticed she'd lost The veil that covered her eyes, I said oh, you can leave it. -- Al Stewart, "If It Doesn't Come Naturally, Leave It"
One of the pleasures of reading old letters is the knowledge that they need no answer. -- George Gordon, Lord Byron
Since aerosols are forbidden, the police are using roll-on Mace!
UNION: A dues-paying club workers wield to strike management.
I can't stand squealers; hit that guy. -- Albert Anastasia
Some of them want to use you, Some of them want to be used by you, ...Everybody's looking for something. -- Eurythmics
The man who sets out to carry a cat by its tail learns something that will always be useful and which never will grow dim or doubtful. -- Mark Twain
There may be said to be two classes of people in the world; those who constantly divide the people of the world into two classes and those who do not. -- Robert Benchley
O.K., fine.
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One big pile is better than two little piles. -- Arlo Guthrie
For every human problem, there is a neat, plain solution -- and it is always wrong. -- H. L. Mencken
All men are mortal. Socrates was mortal. Therefore, all men are Socrates. -- Woody Allen
A mathematician, a doctor, and an engineer are walking on the beach and observe a team of lifeguards pumping the stomach of a drowned woman. As they watch, water, sand, snails and such come out of the pump. The doctor watches for a while and says: "Keep pumping, men, you may yet save her!!" The mathematician does some calculations and says: "According to my understanding of the size of that pump, you have already pumped more water from her body than could be contained in a cylinder 4 feet in diameter and 6 feet high." The engineer says: "I think she's sitting in a puddle."
It is difficult to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys.