Fortune's Office Door Sign of the Week: Incorrigible punster -- Do not incorrige.
And so, men, we can see that human skin is an even more complex and fascinating organ than we thought it was, and if we want to keep it looking good, we have to care for it as though it were our own. One approach is to undergo a painful surgical procedure wherein your skin is turned inside-out, so the young cells are on the outside, but then of course you have the unpleasant side effect that your insides gradually fill up with dead old cells and you explode. So this procedure is pretty much limited to top Hollywood stars for whom youthful beauty is a career necessity, such as Elizabeth Taylor and Orson Welles. -- Dave Barry, "Saving Face"
Never let someone who says it cannot be done interrupt the person who is doing it.
A dream will always triumph over reality, once it is given the chance. -- Stanislaw Lem
Don't speak about Time, until you have spoken to him.
Last night I met upon the stair A little man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today. Gee how I wish he'd go away!
Never count your chickens before they rip your lips off.
"What do you do when your real life exceeds your wildest fantasies?" "You keep it to yourself." -- Broadcast News
BACHELOR: A guy who is footloose and fiancee-free.
Frobnitz, pl. Frobnitzem (frob'nitsm) n.: An unspecified physical object, a widget. Also refers to electronic black boxes. This rare form is usually abbreviated to FROTZ, or more commonly to FROB. Also used are FROBNULE, FROBULE, and FROBNODULE. Starting perhaps in 1979, FROBBOZ (fruh-bahz'), pl. FROBBOTZIM, has also become very popular, largely due to its exposure via the Adventure spin-off called Zork (Dungeon). These can also be applied to non-physical objects, such as data structures.
Support your local police force -- steal!!
You are now in Atlanta, Georgia. Please set your clocks back 200 years.
I don't do it for the money. -- Donald Trump, Art of the Deal
If it's worth doing, do it for money.
Any given program, when running, is obsolete.
When you know absolutely nothing about the topic, make your forecast by asking a carefully selected probability sample of 300 others who don't know the answer either. -- Edgar R. Fiedler
The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ, Moves on: nor all they Piety nor Wit Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line, Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
Love makes the world go 'round, with a little help from intrinsic angular momentum.
You may worry about your hair-do today, but tomorrow much peanut butter will be sold.
Steady movement is more important than speed, much of the time. So long as there is a regular progression of stimuli to get your mental hooks into, there is room for lateral movement. Once this begins, its rate is a matter of discretion. -- Corwin, "Prince of Amber"